ECHOeye database

[hackjack]

BASIC RUNDOWN

Thanks to the Maeve, Rhys' ECHOeye implant (that gold, mismatched eye on the left there) has finally been upgraded with local network capabilities. If he was back home this would mean he'd have complete, unrestricted access to just about every dirty little secret your character keeps close to their heart-- or maybe right on their sleeve-- via one quick, focused stare, but luckily for everyone here Eros' network just isn't as great at compiling data.

Or storing it, or keeping it in top shape, or...

Long story short, Rhys only has access to the information you want him to. As little or as much, as damning or stupid, only what's stored here on this page counts! Which is why I've got a table below that lets you archive, update and/or screw around with Rhys' general perception of your character. Awww yeah, tables.

HOW IT WORKS

Rhys runs a scan of your character: the scan first analyzes your character and then cross-references it with the local network, and in a matter of seconds whatever it pulls up is displayed in a HUD that's only visible to him via the eye itself. It's a quick, painless process.

CANON EXAMPLES/ REFERENCES

It's important to note Borderlands is a ridiculous canon - most of the ECHOnet files from back home are filled with inside jokes and jabs at the characters themselves, so if you'd like to have a basic reference or what it is Rhys sees when he scans your pup, here's a bunch:

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<div style="width:650px; position: relative; left: -50px; line-height: 10px;" align="left"><big><big><big><big>❚❚</big></big></big></big> <span style="font-size: 22px; color: #000; font-family: ms gothic;">ANALYSIS COMPLETE</span> <font style="margin-left: 51px; font-family: arial; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 3px; font-size: 8px">scanning database...</font></div> <blockquote><b style="font-size: 150%">(CHARACTER NAME)</b> <font style="font-family: ms gothic; font-size: 120%"></font> <u style="margin-left: 15px; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; text-shadow: 2px 1px 2px rgba(150, 150, 150, 0.55);">AGE</u> ▹ (AGE GOES HERE OR MAYBE A LOT OF ????S DEPENDING ON YOUR CANON) <u style="margin-left: 15px; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; text-shadow: 2px 1px 2px rgba(150, 150, 150, 0.55);">HOMETOWN</u> ▹ (WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO. OR SOMETHING) <u style="margin-left: 15px; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; text-shadow: 2px 1px 2px rgba(150, 150, 150, 0.55);">CURRENT INVENTORY</u> ▹ <blockquote>(-LIST AN ITEM -LIST SOMETHING ELSE -OR DELETE ALL THIS AND DO WHAT YOU WANT)</blockquote><u style="margin-left: 15px; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; text-shadow: 2px 1px 2px rgba(150, 150, 150, 0.55);">CURRENT STATUS</u> ▹ (HOW IS YOUR CHARACTER FEELING RIGHT NOW? ODDS ARE IT ISN'T GREAT) <u style="margin-left: 15px; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; text-shadow: 2px 1px 2px rgba(150, 150, 150, 0.55);">ADDITIONAL INFO</u> ▹ (WHATEVER YOU WANT)

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RHYS (EXAMPLE)

[hackjack]

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RHYS
AGE ▹ 29
HOMETOWN ▹ nowhere you'd even recognize on a starchart, loser
CURRENT INVENTORY ▹

-one file drive (⋮¦NAKAYAMA□□??/?JACK5EVER.EXE)
-sweat-soaked, crumpled letter
-can of compressed air

CURRENT STATUS ▹ morose, indulgent self-pity
CYBERNETIC CONTROL ▹ USER: RHY5 80% CENTRAL DATA PROCESSING5□□□¦¦⁄⁄⁄ERRORf.65 UNAUTH□ORIZED USER: 20% SYSTEM RECONFIGURATION FAILED
ODDS OF REESTABLISHING CONTROL ▹ freakin' abysmal, cupcake, I'm already in!

SOLAS

[harel]

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F̬̰̱̙̺̹͚̝ͧ̒̃̀͊̅̀̚ẻ͓̳̤̬͖̻͉ͫͥṇ̡̩̠͉̥̞̽̿́ͅ'̞̬̞̤̹͕͑̊ͫ̋ͨ̅ͭͦ̚̕͠H̛̜̣̹̤̺̳̝̪̎̔̿̍̅̽̇̒͝ả̷̵̤̖̱̺̣̦ͬ͛͂r̴̥ͩͭ͌̅ͧ͆̈̅͡e̜̳̫̲ͫ̇ͭ̓̈͑̀l̴̘̥̗̮̫͎͉͉̀̔ͤͧ͛ or SOLAS

AGE ▹ ủ̶͔̙̖̞̣̗̯͉͊n̨̠̰̜̄̄̔̌͒͠k̪̙̼̯̹̯ͫͧ̍̒́̽͌n̾̒̽̀͂͢҉̪̘͚̞o̭̯̻ͫ͌͌̌̇ͦ̊͘͘͞w̛̟͚̰̲̜ͩ̓̈́̊̄̌ͥ͘n̷̖͉͓͕͇̓̽̓ͩ͊͑̓́͢,

HOMETOWN ▹ ủ̶͔̙̖̞̣̗̯͉͊n̨̠̰̜̄̄̔̌͒͠k̪̙̼̯̹̯ͫͧ̍̒́̽͌n̾̒̽̀͂͢҉̪̘͚̞o̭̯̻ͫ͌͌̌̇ͦ̊͘͘͞w̛̟͚̰̲̜ͩ̓̈́̊̄̌ͥ͘n̷̖͉͓͕͇̓̽̓ͩ͊͑̓́͢,

CURRENT INVENTORY ▹

- obscene amounts of self-loathing
- possibly a wolf
- no shoes

CURRENT STATUS ▹ DANGER :: possibly unstable
ADDITIONAL INFO ▹ Solas glitches out when he's using his magic, turning to static. Sometimes, that static looks oddly wolflike but religious iconography is weird. When he's just sitting around, the implant will show a weird warping of space around him (his tenuous connection to the Fade). The warping gets more intense when he's using magic. There's also a sparkly green tether between him and his tree spirit friend.

[Once Rhys knows who Solas is, the name will at least resolve itself. The rest won't.]

shameless steals from m's ideas whoops

[rowancrowned]

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THRANDUIL OROPHERION
AGE ▹ 6?̬̀?̴̟͇̲̹̳̣͔͈ͬ͌̄̍̂̈ͨ?̨̘͕͇̹͈͈̬̝̦̱̯̻̺̮̙̱̳̮̿̍ͨ̾ͦ͒̈̽̈́͟͞
HOMETOWN ▹ Doriath, Beleriand
CURRENT INVENTORY ▹

- assorted rings
- broach shaped suspiciously like spider

CURRENT STATUS ▹ UNKNOWN
ADDITIONAL INFO ▹ does not require sleep. viciously religious.

[simtech]

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KEIR WARRICK
AGE ▹ 36
HOMETOWN ▹ New London. The shiniest London of all.
CURRENT INVENTORY ▹

- one handscreen
-laptop
-non-functional comm unit
-small tube of unscented hand lotion (borrowed???)

CURRENT STATUS ▹ smugly rich corporate bastard, way too excited about reticulating splines
ADDITIONAL INFO ▹ faint bruising around wrists, indicates restraints used within past week

TORETH

[triarchic]

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VALANTIN TORETH
AGE ▹ 36
HOMETOWN ▹ New London, England, Earth. That planet that all humans came from.
CURRENT INVENTORY ▹

- handscreen, with a file on it that contains an awful fucking drawing
- lube, unscented (completely not borrowed)
- a small, wadded ball of paper that has probably gone through the wash three times and counting

CURRENT STATUS ▹ fluctuating between a scowl that radiates 'I'm going to fucking sock somebody' and a charming smile that suggests 'I'm going to fuck somebody'
ADDITIONAL INFO ▹ why is he so tall? does he have problems getting through certain doors? is he uncomfortable at low tables? does he get tired of people always looking at his height in awe? yes, yes, and no. he is never tired of people looking at him. keep staring.

[boulderholder]

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KATSURAGI
AGE ▹ Barely Legal
HOMETOWN ▹ Tits are life, Ass is hometown
CURRENT INVENTORY ▹

-List of local women's cup sizes
-Clever Disguise (Aviator Sunglasses, Fake Beard, someone's going for the evil twin look)
-No shirt, no shoes, no service

CURRENT STATUS ▹ Still dumb and gay
ADDITIONAL INFO ▹ potentially a teen boy stuck in an adult woman's body. ninjas are known for flipping out and being totally rad and containing real ultimate power. sodium levels from all-ramen diet are off the charts; consult her doctor immediately. thinks your mom is hot.

Tsunayoshi Sawada

[warmskies]

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Tsunayoshi Sawada
AGE ▹ Not, in fact, a teenager
HOMETOWN ▹ Namimori, Japan
CURRENT INVENTORY ▹

- A harem of criminals
- One engagement ring that's going to feel awkward real quick
- 6 unknown boxes

CURRENT STATUS ▹ Aggressively optimistic against all reason
ADDITIONAL INFO ▹ Was tutored by a five year old with a gun

The Psiioniic

[polariity]

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The P2iioniic
AGE ▹ 11 (2olar 2weep2)
HOMETOWN ▹ Not from around the2e part2
CURRENT INVENTORY ▹

(- A fully functiioniing hammer 2pace iinventory 2y2tem
- Fun aliien geniital2
- An organiic ba2ed laptop
- No concept of 2hame
- Niine diick-kniive2

CURRENT STATUS ▹ Biipolar up the a22 with a 2iide orderiing of fuck you
ADDITIONAL INFO ▹ What'2 up with the ii and 2? IIt'2 a my2tery.

[byeontae_geomi]

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Juri Han
AGE ▹ 25
HOMETOWN ▹ Seoul, South Korea
CURRENT INVENTORY ▹

- attempts to scan her left eye will cause painful interference, but it's obviously a machine/computer of some sort. What it does is still a mystery.

CURRENT STATUS ▹ As if you need a machine to tell. She's nothing if not honest!
ADDITIONAL INFO ▹ Odds are if she's using the FenShui Engine heavily, it will greatly cloud his scanning ability just from the interference alone, something he should probably tell her about if they're ever made to work together, since that could cause trouble.

[guilty_by_design]

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Schuldig
AGE ▹ 22
KNOWN ALIASES ▹ The Mastermind
HOMETOWN ▹ Somewhere in Germany/possibly Hell
CURRENT INVENTORY ▹

- Cigarettes
- Lighter
- Sig Sauer P226 pistol
- Lubricant
- Zero (0) restraint

CURRENT STATUS ▹ Sadistic
ADDITIONAL INFO ▹ Instances of public sex since arrival: 8
Ego: Beyond computational limits
Carpet matches drapes: Yes

UNUSUAL LEVELS OF NEUROLOGICAL ACTIVITY DETECTED

[endorfins]

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Rin Matsuoka
AGE ▹ 19
HOMETOWN ▹ Sano
CURRENT INVENTORY ▹

- Swimsuit
- Googles
- Swim cap
- Corn snake (name: ????)
- Olympic aspirations

CURRENT STATUS ▹ Uneasy
ADDITIONAL INFO ▹ Fitness Level: Exceptional
Team Spirit: Off The Charts
Teeth: Sharp
Combat Ability: Minimal
Threat Level: Zero

[artful_transgressor]

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Lyndis Nivali
AGE ▹ 8.8 Alternian solar sweeps (18.8 years)
KNOWN ALIASES ▹ Lyn
HOMETOWN ▹ (NO SETTLEMENTS DETECTED)
CURRENT INVENTORY ▹

- Sylladex, currently outfitted with 'klepto' modus
- Six (6) pens
- Four (4) pencils
- Seventeen (17) tissues
- Three (3) crumpled pieces of paper
- Twenty-two (22) empty spherical containers
- Ten (10) blankets
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- Husktop
- Large metal case, contents unknown
- Strife specibus, currently configured to 'chainkind'
- One (1) weighted chain weapon, THE OL' BALL & CHAIN

CURRENT STATUS ▹ Paranoid
ADDITIONAL INFO ▹ Adrenaline: High
Fitness Level: High
Acuity of Senses: High
Agility: High
Height: Low