CUDDLR

[hackjack]

RHYS (30) Winner, genius, el presidente and acting CEO. Tech + coding master, also super mega rich. Owns literally the universe and everything in it. Has great fashion sense.

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Comments

[hackjack]

Good point.

Hand-holding for Hyperion. Could be a solid campaign with the right kind of PR.

[machinamentum]

Hooookay cool your jets. I agreed to cuddling on the couch, and hand holding if you.... wanna do that or whatever.

No pumping the vault hunter for corporation slogans or whatever.

[hackjack]

Joking aside I'm
going to be honest here

I'm not sure I'm ready for snuggling up with you just yet, contract or not.
I mean you killed Handsome Jack and I know you're cooling your jets on that front but that is
definitely kind of terrifying.

[machinamentum]

Wait you're


actually scared of me

huh.

Okay, uh sure. No pressure, dude.

[hackjack]

It's not like
SCARED scared just

Man idk.
Let's start with chilling first? See how it goes.

[machinamentum]

Look I don't know if I feel flattered or if I should be worried right now.

Okay. Yeah whatever. I guess saying Athena is over at my place doesn't make it better for you.

[ Considering what he'd said before this. ]

Uh. We could go see a movie? That's open, lots of people. Frick, whatever it is people do with this.

[hackjack]

Yeah I
could use a break from her right now. Or maybe she could use a break from me.

It's complicated.

Movie works. Plus I'm kind of digging what they do with snacks around here.

[machinamentum]

[ rhys what have you done, without even knowing anything, but man it's really hard to piss off athena at the best of times. she would know, she's done it way too often now. ]

The little cheese stick things? THEY'RE SO GOOD.

[hackjack]

They're so weird but they have seriously grown on me.

Plus it is way better than the pi
pizza
I had
ugh

[machinamentum]

Skin Pizza Party huh?

[hackjack]

Oh god don't
don't say it
type itjl.;

[machinamentum]

Eeesh. I'm real sorry. Like genuinely, that literally like is never not gross.

[hackjack]

Y eah
thanks
I
might need like a whole lot of counseling after that

[machinamentum]

Yeah sorry I'd like to be encouraging but uh, yeah.

sorry.

[hackjack]

Look something big's come up so I should go.
Rain check?

[machinamentum]

Uh yeah sure. I've got people coming over so I should clean up anyway.

Also ps, if that's you, you're not so bad looking.

See ya, Hyperion.

[hackjack]

Did you just accuse me of shopping my own picture because

I don't actually know what to say to that.

[Is it an insult? Is it flattering in a weird, backwards way? Is it both?? This stuff is entirely confusing to him.]

[machinamentum]

Gotta keep you guessing right?

But relax, just take it for what it is, okay.