CUDDLR

[hackjack]

RHYS (30) Winner, genius, el presidente and acting CEO. Tech + coding master, also super mega rich. Owns literally the universe and everything in it. Has great fashion sense.

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[athenaie]

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Wait

[ ON THE TICK, ON THIS PROFILE, ON THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ]

[machinamentum]

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Owns

the

universe


huh??

[hackjack]

uh ok
private info. This post was so not for you.

[hackjack]

Get out.

[athenaie]

It's a public profile, Rhys.

[ And that tick was NOT INTENTIONAL, NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST..... ]

[machinamentum]

Awww :(

[hackjack]

Yes. Public. Public in the sense that it goes to the public. General public not
Vault Hunters from back home that actually know me public.

This? This is like having your aunt find your ECHObook page and instantly killing your reputation.
My coolness points are dying as we speak.

[athenaie]

And I haven't even told anyone about the last time you cried in the middle of a firefight.

[ Athena's humor everybody. ]

This makes you sound like an ass.

[hackjack]

Don't you give me that face.

Look, I'm trying to take this whole thing seriously so I can get home and I really don't need you in here being weird. And Pandoran.

[hackjack]

ATHENA WHAT THE HELL

[hackjack]

and what
no it doesn't

[machinamentum]

Hey I am being perfectly serious.

[hackjack]

Prove it.

[athenaie]

It does.

[hackjack]

It sounds like I'm successful.

Why is every Pandoran allergic to the word success?
This is NORMAL ok.
Normal.

[athenaie]

Yes, claiming you own the entire universe is something normal people do.

[hackjack]

Oh my god what.
What could possibly be more interesting, Athena.
Should I tell everyone I own a desk? Maybe a lamp, that's fun right?

People loooove lamps.

[athenaie]

Is it true?

[machinamentum]

[ ah, shit. ]

... FINE. My place. 7 o'clock. We'll cuddle. I've got beer. But jsyk you hurt my feelings with the "Pandoran" thing.

[hackjack]

Uh

what?

[athenaie]

Acting CEO, owner of the universe and everything in it.
Is it true?

[hackjack]

Can we not have this conversation right here right now?

[hackjack]

You know you're cuddling with Hyperion right.

[Ignoring the feelings comment; he doesn't buy it for a second.]

[athenaie]

Location.

[ Right here? No. Right now? Yes. ]

[hackjack]

I

come on, don't
do this to me right now.